2.  Mummy Dearest

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This woman decided that poking and prodding at a woman dressed in a Mummy costume and minding her own business was the thing to do for no reason at all. And instead of just maybe touching the mummified person once or twice, she kept at it until the Mummy responded with a resounding slap. Know why they call it ‘resounding?’ Because the echo of the slap can be heard by everyone within a square mile.