Nothing Is Sacred


If there’s money to be made from some event or incident, no matter how repulsive or private, you can bet that the Kardashians will find some way to monetize it. Kylie Jenner found a way to make money selling her beauty secrets, especially how her lips went from normal size to helium-filled. We’ve already discussed Kim’s adult movie career, but we haven’t mentioned her sham marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries, which earned Kim more than $2 million, or her most recent marriage to Kanya West, in which she demanded more than $15 million for E! to film the festivities. Let’s be honest. As tragic as the Lamar Odom incident has been, how long before E! announces a ‘Khloe and Lamar Reunited’ special? You know you’ve thought about it, so don’t get mad because someone is speaking the truth.