Looks like John was always a little odd looking. If I could tell baby John one thing it would be to avoid Tom Cruise when he comes to recruit you for Scientology. It may seem like a good idea at the time, but trust me; it’s never a good idea. I can’t make fun of John too much because Pulp Fiction is too good of a movie for any of its stars to be overly humiliated. But as a parting thought, I sure hope he didn’t pay for that hole in his chin.