5. Megalomania


This is pretty much the disorder that the bad guy in “Despicable Me” had before he turned good. Megalomania is characterized by an inflated sense of one’s importance. Let’s take a look at another tweet:  “I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy.” Translation of this tweet? “My thoughts are so far above your puny minds that I’ll just wait for you to reach my level before I continue dropping knowledge.”