4. His Stormtroopers Do Whatever He Says


Darth Vader had an army of stormtroopers who would do whatever their Sith Lord commanded, sometimes without him even having to say a word. They were absolutely loyal to their master, and would not allow any ‘rebel scum’ to talk badly about Vader. Well, remember when Trump’s supporters beat up the protester a few weeks back at a Trump rally. Darth Trump was really mad at the protester for interrupting his rally and said, “Get him the hell out of here, will you, please? Throw him out.” Just think of Trump saying these words with a Vader mask on, and of course, what followed was his followers beating and kicking the man, after which, Darth Trump said, “Maybe he should have been roughed up…” The Sith Lord has spoken, and all must heed his voice.